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Tethered
Tethered eBook cover art.
Novel Information
Publisher(s) Aurora Wasteland
Cover Illustration Vaughn Ashby
ISBN 979-8430392482
OG Release Date April 29, 2019
Editions 4
Language(s) English
Audio Book Yes
Ebook Yes


Tethered is a standalone SciFi, Horror, and Comedy novel in the Aurora Wasteland Literary Universe by author Vaughn Ashby. The eBooks for Tethered and Brightness Falls are both free to members of Vaughn Ashby's mailing list.[1]

Setting[edit source]

Tethered takes place in 1931, 1982, and 2014.

Synopsis[edit source]

Official[edit source]

<tabber> Amazon= There is a Ghost Penis Monster and a Giant Hell Spider in this book, you’ve been warned!
In 1982 Moe killed a man while defending his son.
The next day the man came back.
In 1982 Moe went missing.
The man continued to come back.
In 2014 events are repeating themselves.

In a race against time, reason, and more time, Shane has to unwind mysteries of the past in order to save his friend Jason who has gone missing.

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Goodreads= In 1982 Moe killed a man while defending his son.
The next day the man came back.
In 1982 Moe went missing.
The man continued to come back.
In 2014 events are repeating themselves.

In a race against time, reason and more time, Shane has to unwind mysteries of the past in order to save his friend Jason who has gone missing.

Ugh…. That sounds heavy. While all the above is true, this book also has a Ghost Dick Monster that stabs his ghost dick into a guy’s shoulder… seriously, that actually happens in this book.

Also, the main dude Shane, mentioned a couple paragraphs above, well he and his wife are having issues. They both want to bang more, but they aren’t good about talking about it, so it’s this whole thing. Anyway, they are cute, and shit together by the end, shit… is that a spoiler… shit… can you say shit in a book blurb? Oh well, whatever this book is not for kids... So fuck I’ll say whatever I want… boobs.

Anyway, this book has Laughs, Sex, Monsters, Mysteries, and a dick ton of other really cool stuff that I won’t spoil here. You want to be cool right? Well, then you better read this book, I mean all your cool friends already have. Don’t ask them, just trust me. </tabber>

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Noteworthy[edit source]

Artefacts[edit source]

Events[edit source]

Characters[edit source]

Locations[edit source]

Chapters[edit source]

  • Part 1 - The Moe
  • CHAPTER ONE - 1982 Moe: Days You Remember
  • CHAPTER TWO - 2014 Shane: The Walrus
  • CHAPTER THREE - 2014 Jason: Playing With Bear Spray
  • CHAPTER FOUR - 2014 Shane: The Guy From Underworld and Love Actually
  • CHAPTER FIVE - 2014 Pratt & Travers: A Little More Rape-y Then I Expected
  • CHAPTER SIX - 1982 Moe: Those Weird Twilight Zone Things
  • CHAPTER SEVEN - 2014 Shane: Someone Was About To Attack the Galactica
  • CHAPTER EIGHT - The Website aka AuroraWasteland.com
  • CHAPTER NINE - 2014 Jason: Little Poop Encounter
  • CHAPTER TEN - 1982 Moe: Where The Man Was From
  • CHAPTER ELEVEN - 2014 Pratt & Shane: She Gives The Most Amazing...
  • CHAPTER TWELVE - 2014 Kristen: I Can’t Believe This Guy Was Batman
  • CHAPTER THIRTEEN - 2014 Travers: Shiva We Ask For Your Forgiveness
  • CHAPTER FOURTEEN - 1982 Moe: Potentially Santa Claus
  • CHAPTER FIFTEEN - 2014 Shane: I’d Recognize That Junk Anywhere
  • CHAPTER SIXTEEN - 2014 Jason & Jessica: We Traded Clothes
  • CHAPTER SEVENTEEN - 2014 Shane: Pornographic Memory
  • CHAPTER EIGHTEEN - 1982 Moe: He Only Gargled Blood
  • CHAPTER NINETEEN - 2014 Jason & Jessica: Wait What Did You Do?
  • Part 2 - The House
  • CHAPTER TWENTY - 2014 Jenny & Dustin: Meaningful Conversation
  • CHAPTER TWENTY-ONE - 2014 Ashley & Morgan: The Book Said That?
  • CHAPTER TWENTY-TWO - 2014 Jason: This Isn’t The TV Show Lost
  • CHAPTER TWENTY-THREE - 1982 Moe: Where We Were
  • CHAPTER TWENTY-FOUR - 2014 Shane: Can I Tell You Something?
  • CHAPTER TWENTY-FIVE - 2014 Jason: More Macgruber Then Macgyver
  • CHAPTER TWENTY-SIX - 2014 Ashley & Morgan: It’s Messing Up My Tummy
  • CHAPTER TWENTY-SEVEN - 2014 Jason: He Hated Christopher Nolan Movies
  • CHAPTER TWENTY-EIGHT - 1982 Moe: Winters In Alberta
  • CHAPTER TWENTY-NINE - 2014 Shane: Just Taking a Bath
  • CHAPTER THIRTY - 2014 Jason: Mother Dick
  • CHAPTER THIRTY-ONE - 2014 Shane: Goldblum
  • CHAPTER THIRTY-TWO - 2014 Jason: Who’s Timmy?
  • CHAPTER THIRTY-THREE - 2014 Ashley & Morgan: Keep It Cool
  • CHAPTER THIRTY-FOUR - 2014 Jason: He Couldn’t Take His Eyes Off Of Her Amazing Breasts
  • CHAPTER THIRTY-FIVE - 2014 Smith: Awesome, you get to be a
  • CHAPTER THIRTY-SIX - 1982 Moe: A Single Light Bubble
  • CHAPTER THIRTY-SEVEN - 2014 Shane: At Least 137
  • CHAPTER THIRTY-EIGHT - 2014 Jason: Made Eye Contact
  • CHAPTER THIRTY-NINE - 1982 Moe: Her Lips Were Warm
  • CHAPTER FORTY - 2014 Shane: Which House Is It?
  • CHAPTER FORTY-ONE - 2014 Shane: Portal Supplies
  • CHAPTER FORTY-TWO - 2014 Shane: Dusting Off Up To The Sky
  • CHAPTER FORTY-THREE - 1982 Moe: I Don’t Think I Can
  • CHAPTER FORTY-FOUR - 2014-B Shane: Will Things Be The Same With Me Here?
  • Part 3 - The Again
  • CHAPTER FORTY-FIVE - 2012 Jessica: The Tall Wheat Swayed With The Wind Around Her
  • CHAPTER FORTY-SIX - 2014-B Shane: Conveniently Located Severed Arm
  • CHAPTER FORTY-SEVEN - 1931 Anna: Please Stop Doing It
  • CHAPTER FORTY-EIGHT - 2014-B Shane: Yes You Die It Sucks
  • CHAPTER FORTY-NINE - 2012 Jessica: That Man Smith
  • CHAPTER FIFTY - 1931 Anna: Into Darkness
  • CHAPTER FIFTY-ONE - 2014-B Shane: He Made Out With His Cousin
  • CHAPTER FIFTY-TWO - 2014-B Past Shane: Sorry There Has Been a Mistake
  • CHAPTER FIFTY-THREE - 2012 Jessica: BI Guru and Death Star Date Specialist
  • CHAPTER FIFTY-FOUR - 2014-B Past Shane: So You’ve Seen These Before
  • CHAPTER FIFTY-FIVE - 1931 Anna: One For Her And One For Himself
  • CHAPTER FIFTY-SIX - 2014-B Past Shane: Sorry Buddy
  • CHAPTER FIFTY-SEVEN - 2014 Moe: It’s Hard To Explain

Additional Content[edit source]

  • Yadda Yadda Yadda #1 - Pratt
  • Yadda Yadda Yadda #2 - Travers
  • Yadda Yadda Yadda #3 - Kristen

Alternate Editions and Publisher(s):[edit source]

Paperback[edit source]

  • Release: May 5, 2019
  • ISBN: 13: 978-1095556771
  • Publisher: Vaughn Ashby
  • Page Count: 214

Kindle[edit source]

  • Release: April 29, 2019
  • ASIN: B07RBXW8BT
  • Publisher: Aurora Wasteland
  • Page Count: 279
  • File Size: 16,361 KB

Audiobook[edit source]

  • Release: June 21, 2019
  • Publisher: Aurora Wasteland
  • Narrator: Joseph Vernon
  • Length: 6 hours and 26 minutes

Hardcover[edit source]

  • Release: April 29, 2019
  • ISBN: 13: 979-8430392482
  • Publisher: Aurora Wasteland
  • Page Count: 183

Music Behind the Writing[edit source]

While writing Tethered I was still figuring out how to use music while writing. So, I kept the playlist I listened to simple. The soundtrack to Upstream color was my soundtrack to Tethered while writing it.

Give it a listen, and let me know what you think the soundtrack to Tethered should be. Link to Upstream Color on Apple Music: Music Behind Tethered

Gallery[edit source]

Trivia[edit source]

  • Tethered was nearly called "The Book of Moe".[2]

See Also[edit source]

v • d • e
Aurora Wasteland Literary Universe
Novels All Your Lives Belong To Us • Brightness Falls • Entanglement • Santa of the Dead • Tethered • The Axe
Novellas The Wonderful World of Scary Ass Shit The Wonderful World of Scary Ass Shit • The Blue Dick Ghosts of Mount Tekarra • The Never Ending Flats of Endless Endlessness
The Zombie Job The Zombie Job • The Rubicon Job • The Montage Job
Short Story Collections Aurora Wasteland Lifecycle • Aurora Wasteland Quarantine • Welcome to the Aurora Wasteland


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