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Santa of the Dead is a standalone SciFi, Horror, and Comedy novel in the Aurora Wasteland Literary Universe by author Vaughn Ashby.
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Santa fighting Zombies… I mean do I really need to write more?
Fine… then hold on to the nearest hard reindeer cock, things are about to get red jolly suit tinselly weird.
On a routine Christmas eve, after a fight with the new Mrs. Claus, who I’m obligated to point out has a great rack… boobs I mean not reindeer, Santa finds himself drunk, cranky, and living in his past… did I mention he’s cranky? And grumpy as shit, and preloaded will the latest Christmas profanities.
After a poor start to his only real day working all year, Santa against his analytic department’s best-laid plans, overrides the sleighs autopilot and makes a pit stop at the only house whose cookies he’s ever loved.
A poor landing and ironman-like entrance into the house later, Santa stumbles into something he had no desire to be part of… at least that he knows of. See Santa isn’t who you think he is… not that he really knows either.
Did I mention the thing he stumbles drunkenly into was zombies? Because it is. Zombies on Christmas eve… Santa Claus fighting fucking zombies.
This surprisingly emotional and frightening vulgar novella will be on the top of every Zombie and Christmas loving readers list. Snuggled deep in the Aurora Wasteland, Vaughn Ashby’s literary universe, this is a stand alone novella that fits into the larger narrative.
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Paperback[edit source]
- Release: September 19, 2021
- ISBN: 13: 979-8480271713
- Publisher: Aurora Wasteland
- Page Count: 98
Kindle[edit source]
- Release: November 1, 2021
- ASIN: B09D2ZXGM8
- Publisher: Aurora Wasteland
- Page Count: 129
- File Size: 16,631 KB
Audiobook[edit source]
- Release: November 11, 2021
- Publisher: Aurora Wasteland
- Narrator: Thomas Gloom
- Length: 3 hours and 20 minutes
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| Aurora Wasteland Literary Universe | ||
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| Novels | All Your Lives Belong To Us • Brightness Falls • Entanglement • Santa of the Dead • Tethered • The Axe | |
| Novellas | The Wonderful World of Scary Ass Shit | The Wonderful World of Scary Ass Shit • The Blue Dick Ghosts of Mount Tekarra • The Never Ending Flats of Endless Endlessness |
| The Zombie Job | The Zombie Job • The Rubicon Job • The Montage Job | |
| Short Story Collections | Aurora Wasteland Lifecycle • Aurora Wasteland Quarantine • Welcome to the Aurora Wasteland | |