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Brightness Falls
Brightness Falls eBook cover art.
Novel Information Publisher(s) Aurora Wasteland Cover Illustration Vaughn Ashby ISBN 978-1096321156 OG Release Date July 4, 2019 Editions 3 Language(s) English Audio Book Yes Ebook Yes

Brightness Falls is a standalone Horror novel in the Aurora Wasteland Literary Universe by author Vaughn Ashby. The eBooks for Tethered and Brightness Falls are both free to members of Vaughn Ashby's mailing list.

Synopsis

Official

There is a tragic oral sex death in this book, you’ve been warned!

Brightness Falls isn't just the name of the TV show that womanizing man-child Andrew Ware has been painstakingly creating for the last couple years, it's also his hometown. A town that he loves as much as he hates.

By request of no one, Andrew returns home to help his sister separate from her husband, only to become sidetracked by a beautiful woman. A few drinks and few compliments later the woman is dead, killed in a tragic oral sex accident. In which Andrew would have lost his own life if it weren’t for the dapperly dressed, antler-headed, human skeleton named Doug. Who loves Andrew’s work, but escaped The Other Side to warn Andrew of a self-proclaimed god with desires to return to Brightness Falls.

Wow, that is a lot to take in. That above paragraph is jammed packed with a lot of crap. Thou the oral sex accident sounds interesting, doesn't it? Let's take the whole thing down a notch. Let's try it again, please...

With the town’s annual festival, Brightfest, which commemorates the deadly day it's population collectively walked to the bottom of the lake, only days away, and the threat of an inadvertently bloodthirsty, self-proclaimed god returning to reenact the event, Andrew is sent scrambling to save his sister, friends, lovers, and the town he’s loathed in, before the god is able to complete his predestined experiment to bring his wife back. If Andrew can get out of his own way to unravel the towns dark secrets, as well as his own, maybe he’ll come out of it with a new TV show idea. Oh and save the town.

Well fuck, that wasn't much better. Still, a lot going on in that paragraph too. Here let me try...

This is the story of a man who loves women, hates his hometown, and has to go through a shit ton of shit for both of them. Oh and someone dies during oral sex, can't leave that out.

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The second book in the Aurora Wasteland Literary Universe, which combines Horror, Scifi, and Humor.

Welcome to the Aurora Wasteland

Noteworthy

Characters

• Andrew
• Bishop
• Douglas
• Doug
• Felix
• Freeda
• Laing
• Nora

Chapters

Chapter One - 2017 Andrew: Tongue Deep Chapter Two - 1952 Douglas: We’re Almost Home Beautiful Chapter Three - 2017 Andrew: It Started With a Vowel Chapter Four - 1994 Felix: Madonna Sang Out Through The House Chapter Five - 2017 Andrew: Not Sisterly Chapter Six - 2017 Laing: It's True I'm Not Chapter Seven - 2017 Andrew: Lady Panty Detective Skills Chapter Eight - 1994 Felix: After The Longest Pee Of His Life Chapter Nine - 2017 Andrew: Stay Here and Flirt With You Chapter Ten - 1952 Douglas: Lights Strung Up Above The Backyard Chapter Eleven - 2017 Andrew: Pretty Sure He Fucked on This Too Chapter Twelve - 2017 Laing: Canadian Nazis? Really? Chapter Thirteen - 2017 Andrew: Her Light is Broken Chapter Fourteen - 1994 Felix: Something Moved Inside His Mouth Chapter Fifteen - 2017 Andrew: I Came Over to Flirt Chapter Sixteen - 1952 Douglas: He Opened His Eyes And Smiled at Her Chapter Seventeen - 2017 Andrew: Stop Yelling and Get in the Water Chapter Eighteen - 1994 Felix: They Were Gross, But Still Boobs Chapter Nineteen - 2017 Andrew: Topless Their Breasts Pressed Against Each Other Chapter Twenty - 1952 Douglas: I Feel So Guilty For It Every Day Chapter Twenty-One - 2017 Andrew: Seems Kind of Movie-tropy Chapter Twenty-Two - 2017 Laing: But What If… Chapter Twenty-Three - 2017 Andrew: Wrong Waste Evacuating Room Chapter Twenty-Four - 1952 Douglas: Tell Them About The Other Side Already Chapter Twenty-Five - 2017 Andrew: There are Enough Boobs Here for us All to Share Chapter Twenty-Six - 1994 Felix: Like zombies? Chapter Twenty-Seven - 2017 Andrew: Half Naked People Scurried About Chapter Twenty-Eight - 2017 Andrew: I Wasn’t Really Going to Cut it Off Chapter Twenty-Nine - 1952 Douglas: That’s What They Believed Chapter Thirty - 2017 Andrew: I Was Woken A Few Times Chapter Thirty-One - 2017 Andrew: Come Back To Reality Sir Chapter Thirty-Two - 1994 Felix: He Could See Her Sitting At The Kitchen Table Chapter Thirty-Three - 2017 Andrew: Killed Either Hobos or Writers Chapter Thirty-Four - 2017 Laing: The Motel, His Car and Alison’s Body Chapter Thirty-Five - 2017 Andrew: He Was Too Quick Chapter Thirty-Six - 1952 Douglas: You're Finally Almost To The Really Good Stuff Chapter Thirty-Seven - 2017 Andrew: Was She Faking It? Chapter Thirty-Eight - 2017 Andrew: The Kiss Wasn't As Bad As He’d Thought It Would Be Chapter Thirty-Nine - 2017 Laing: You See Them Too, Right? Chapter Forty - 2017 Andrew: Doug and Douglas Are Different People Chapter Forty-One - 2017 Andrew: Her Name Is Freeda Chapter Forty-Two - 1952 Douglas: I Didn’t Mean To Mislead You Chapter Forty-Three - 2017 Andrew: Douglas Corp? Chapter Forty-Four - 2017 Andrew: Because It's My Damn Name Chapter Forty-Five - 1994 Felix: I Love You Mom Chapter Forty-Six - 2017 Andrew: That Does Sound Like Me Chapter Forty-Seven - 2017 Andrew: Looking at her chest Chapter Forty-Eight - 2017 Laing: Is This The Monument? Chapter Forty-Nine - 2017 Andrew: I’m Fuzzy On The Whole Good Bad Thing Broheim Chapter Fifty - 1952 Douglas: Don’t Be Afraid Chapter Fifty-One - 2017 Andrew: Undid Her Uniform Chapter Fifty-Two - 1994 Felix: Do You Know Of Douglas? Chapter Fifty-Three - 2017 Andrew: Up At The Woman From Between Her Legs Chapter Fifty-Four - 2017 Laing: Every Day Started The Same Chapter Fifty-Five - 2017 Andrew: Brighfest Chapter Fifty-Six - 1952 Douglas: In 96 Minutes-ish Chapter Fifty-Seven - 2017 Andrew: A Modern-Day Slang Term For Chapter Fifty-Eight - 1994 Felix: The Crying Stopped And He Could Hear Sniffling Chapter Fifty-Nine - 2017 Andrew: Journeyed In Your Submarine Chapter Sixty - 2017 Laing: Why Isn't This Working? Chapter Sixty-One - 2017 Andrew: Two Men Were Pedaling a Couple of Bikes Chapter Sixty-Two - 1952 Douglas: Time is Moving Chapter Sixty-Three - 2017 Andrew: Good Luck Broheim Chapter Sixty-Four - Unknown Time Andrew: I Seem To Have Memory Issues Chapter Sixty-Five - 2033 Bishop: CEO of The Aurora Wasteland Corporation Chapter Sixty-Six - 2017 Before Andrew: Blue Underwear Chapter Sixty-Seven - 2033 Laing: The Air Around Them Vanished Chapter Sixty-Eight - Unknown Time Andrew: That Was All Felix Chapter Sixty-Nine - 2033 Laing: Fuck I Love My Job Chapter Seventy - 2017 Before Andrew: Who the Fuck Was Felix Diggory? Chapter Seventy-One - 2033 Andrew: I Love You Chapter Seventy-Two - 2033 Nora: Nope

Additional Content

• Andrew's Aurora Wasteland Post.
• Nora's Aurora Wasteland Post.

• Andrew's Aurora Wasteland Post.

  Andrew's Aurora Wasteland Post.

• Nora's Aurora Wasteland Post.

  Nora's Aurora Wasteland Post.

Alternate Editions and Publisher(s):

Paperback

• Release: July 4, 2019
• ISBN: 13: 978-1096321156
• Publisher: Aurora Wasteland
• Page Count: 273 pages

Kindle

• Release: July 7, 2019
• ASIN: B07R5V8WL5
• Publisher: Aurora Wasteland
• Page Count: 351
• File Size: 17,517 KB

Audiobook

• Release: November 8, 2019
• Publisher: Aurora Wasteland
• Narrator: Joseph P Vernon
• Length: 8 hours and 4 minutes

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